Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Piracy in the Mediterranean

The Israeli Army is giving piracy a bad name.

Not satisfied with flattening Gaza's infrastructure and killing its inhabitants, the "most moral army in the world" (as described in June 2006 by Ehud "I-Colonised-Jerusalem" Olmert) has decided that it was time to show some real muscle by blocking medical aid (the ultimate WMD and a real threat to the existence of peace-loving Israel) the hard way... in international waters, of course.


Whatever happened to old time piracy?

Somali pirates, eat your heart out!
  • The media doesn't like you very much. The mainstream media in the US and Europe loves Israeli pirates.
  • You negociate. Israeli pirates never do.
  • You have rusty rifles. Israeli pirates have artillery.
  • A few hunderd hostages is all you can take. Israeli pirates can take up to 1.5 million hostages in one action.
Bring back Long John Silver!


أُمنية said...

i advice all countires to have a second thought on trying to compete with the global show which israel is going to make tomorrow to celebrate the new year eve.
to the whole world.. Do not miss the show tomorrow , be tune.. Israel will stun you!

GottfriedStutz said...

Indeed Umnia. The Israeli army is pursuing the fireworks.

Such Israeli barbarism (and this is insulting to true Barbarians) doesn't astonish me.